Swept up in a beachcomber gold rush on P.E.I.’s terracotta beaches we prospect feverishly for the mighty sand dollar— with one buck already in the bank... while up ahead, a gull bullies a hapless crab savaging it with a jabbing beak... yanking it, flipping it over in stark Wild-Kingdom cinéma verité and then, with a mouthful of appendages clamped like clothespins in her bill and bomb-laden with the cumbersome cargo, she lumbers herself airborne… where, at an altitude of twenty feet, the stringbean legs pop their joints like Legos... bombing our little Buster Crab back onto the beach-head with a carapace-jarring thump! Whereupon the gull, this… 'Jackie the Ripperess'… this angel of death... descends with deadly finality upon her victim’s now-much-handicapped gesticulations... When— (fortissimo) Here I come to save the day! That means that Mighty Mouse... is on the way!"
…Later, cradled in my cupped palms, our reclaimed-but-crippled crustacean bogarts me his best grimacing grin, a wink, a tip of the hat, and the thumbs-up… and with a k-plunk, I sink him like a stone back into the safety of the surf to live another day... to regale the little grandcrabs with his tall tale of the fantastic flight over the sand and The Rescue he’ll never tire of re-telling...
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